Damn, he loves those. And Jill, this is from that fantastic video that you unearthed. I love to picture you watching the video.
Additionally, I have just discovered that Fernando has signed a deal so that two books will be written about him by others. Little does he know that in a month, two books will have been written about him already...
Why does Fernie look so sad in this picture? Who is he talking to? These questions and more will be answered in Katie's sophomore novel. Katie, why have you stopped referring to your novel as your sophomore effort?
ReplyDeleteAnd here's a philosophical question that I think everyone will agree trumps the chicken or the egg question. This is one for the ages. Who's white belt is it? Seth's? Or Fernie's?
I guess that I just fell off the turnip truck on the whole "sophomore effort" thing. Don't worry, I will get back on immediately.
ReplyDeleteThat question will keep me up at night. What a stumper.
Any way you could just submit your freshman and sophomore efforts to Fernando's publicist or whoever, to get them to sign this contract over to you?
ReplyDeleteAlso, one more question - is it the same white belt every time, or does he have a collection of them?
ReplyDeleteAnd does he know it's not 2005 anymore?
I haven't done the necessary analysis to determine whether it is one or multiple belts. He seems kind of like a fashionista, so I would bet he has more than one.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're the best striker in the world, you can make your own fashion rules. Fernando has no use for years, trends, fads, etc.
Possibly your best comment ever 'Fernando has no use for years.' :)
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