
It's been a while since I've updated. Not much to say on the book front since I've been trying to suppress my ravenous, iridescent desire to start my novel early and write 75,000 words in a month and a half.
A few notes before I begin:
-Boston's out of the playoffs. Fuck yeah.
-Manchester United has just clinched their third straight Premiership win. Fuck.
-Sam got into medical school!!!! Woooooooooo!!
-I listened to a children's choir singing 'Funkytown' yesterday. My life will never be the same.
I have decided to stop doing WAGs research through books. Why? Because the genre sucks. In fact, I have reason to believe that I am the leading author of the genre, and that my book 'Can You Hear the Drums Fernando' was the best WAGs book ever. So, why would I waste time caring about what my inferiors are doing? I guess I'm kind of like Ovechkin in that respect.

I'm glad you have stopped reading terrible books by/about WAGs. I was worried about your mental health and we need you in tip-top shape for NaNoWriMo! We get to start planning in just one more week!
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